What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Netball.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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my names jim haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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