What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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P0P T4Rt

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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