- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

The Mets win the World Series

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Hey guess what? Nevermind.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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