How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Kenny G

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women's rights

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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