Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Anti Joke

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