- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

I like your hair

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

your mom

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