Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Women's Rights

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I got shot, you laughed

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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