Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Women's Rights

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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