Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Military intelligence.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Female Athletics

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Gay rights

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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