I can't see my forehead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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