- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What's gay and gay? Joe

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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