A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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