Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Women's Rights...

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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