Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Anti Joke

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