Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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who farted i did :]

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Popsicles

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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