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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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ASSCHEEKS

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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