Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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