Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Potato salad

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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womens rights

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Scott

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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