- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

hi im paul!

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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