Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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A black person in the NHL

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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The white guy did it!

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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