What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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French people.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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