- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What's big? Jupiter.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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