- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Asians...

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Women's Rights...

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

69.... is a number

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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