How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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