What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Knock knock, come in.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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