Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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