- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

what happens when you wake up inception

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Womens Sports

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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