On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Womens Basketball.

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Women's rights.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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girls basketball

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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The white guy did it!

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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