- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Asians...

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

To mamas so fat shes fat

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Sonic

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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