what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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