What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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