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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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what color is blue? green

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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