chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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9/11

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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hi im paul!

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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The AIDS patient was gay

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