Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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i have cancer

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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A black man without problems.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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