Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Netball.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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