minorities

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Your mother is so fat.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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pussy enough said

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Anti Joke

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