Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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who farted i did :]

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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