- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Jesus wept.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

The joke below me is retarded

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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