- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Knock Knock, Come in.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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