- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

My wife has terminal cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

knock knock. no one's home..

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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