What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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I'm funny.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A black guy gets arrested...

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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