Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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clamidia

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Miscarriages.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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