There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Diana and victoria

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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