Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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YOLO

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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