Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Animal

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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