why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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