- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

I like turtoes.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Your mother is so fat.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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