How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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