Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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