Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Yo Mamma

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Womens rights

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A hayride would be fun.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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The economy.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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