Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Knock knock

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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