Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Jesus wept.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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thumbs up!

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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2+2= 478

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Arrow to the Knee

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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clamidia

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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