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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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