- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Gale swallows.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

equality for women

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

BUT HWY?

you.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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