Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Wumbo

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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