Your eye color is very unique.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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i have cancer

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Yo Mamma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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