- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

In Soviet Russia its very cold

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

a man walks into a bar and dies

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

i like pie

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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