Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Gale swallows.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Whats 9+10? 19

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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