- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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