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Libraries.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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