yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Womens rights

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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