What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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YOLO

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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