What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Gay rights

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Got milk? No.

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