What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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minorities

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Anti Joke

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