A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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thumbs up!

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Penis.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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