How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Hey, you have small hands.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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