- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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