Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Anti Joke

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