Arrow to the Knee

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Knock knock

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Yo Mamma

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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