Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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