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I like boys!!!!! CC

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

a man walks into a bar and dies

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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