Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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