- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

Women's rights.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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