Women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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P0P T4Rt

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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