- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

what happens when you wake up inception

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What's big? Jupiter.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??