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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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