Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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