- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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