Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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69.... is a number

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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