The joke below me is retarded

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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anti-joke teehee

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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I like turtoes.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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