3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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pussy enough said

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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