A black person in the NHL

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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my names jim haha

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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