Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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