To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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YOLO

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Animal

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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