Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why? Because racecar.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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