Yo Mamma

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A hayride would be fun.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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The joke below me is retarded

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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