What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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The NBA lockout

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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girls basketball

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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The white guy did it!

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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